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fandomhigh2022-03-31 07:50 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-03-31 07:50 am
ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
Congratulations, the Danger Shop had nary a chipmunk costume in sight! Instead there was what looked suspiciously like an iced over lake.
"So, ah, for some people, this is a stressful sort of week," Jaskier said, bundled up in a jacket. "Less stressful and more fun for others, but I digress!"
Guess which category he was in.
Don't worry, Jaskier, from the way Cara was eyeing both you and the lake, your life was going to be stressful enough very soon. "It's a terrible week," she said, punctuating with a sneeze. "So we're all going to cool off a bit."
"Or," Jaskier said quickly, sensing the danger in the situation and incorrectly thinking he could talk his way out of it. "Or.... we could have some lovely hot cocoa and not--"
Was Cara trying to push Jaskier into the cold lake? Yes, yes she was. Nothing said 'education' quite like a cold, wet bard.
Please just ignore his sputtering for now, kids.
"Oh, no," Cara said dryly. "Whatever shall we do?"
"So, ah, for some people, this is a stressful sort of week," Jaskier said, bundled up in a jacket. "Less stressful and more fun for others, but I digress!"
Guess which category he was in.
Don't worry, Jaskier, from the way Cara was eyeing both you and the lake, your life was going to be stressful enough very soon. "It's a terrible week," she said, punctuating with a sneeze. "So we're all going to cool off a bit."
"Or," Jaskier said quickly, sensing the danger in the situation and incorrectly thinking he could talk his way out of it. "Or.... we could have some lovely hot cocoa and not--"
Was Cara trying to push Jaskier into the cold lake? Yes, yes she was. Nothing said 'education' quite like a cold, wet bard.
Please just ignore his sputtering for now, kids.
"Oh, no," Cara said dryly. "Whatever shall we do?"
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