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tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2022-03-28 12:57 pm
Guiding the Powerful Yet Incompetent, Monday, Fourth Period
"Your king now has a war raging along the southwestern border," Yennefer reported to the students. "It isn't going so well for him. Spring sowing in important agricultural areas could be in danger, and he assured everyone this would be quick, bloodless, that his army would be welcomed with open arms! Instead the locals keep throwing incendiary bombs at them and stealing their siege weapons.
"The king has decided to throw a feast for his nobles, to reassure them that everything is going fiiiiine. However, rather than the planned sumptuous meal of fifteen courses, he decided at the last minute that it would be rather droll to serve them peasant food, sourced from...some tavern somewhere. What can you foresee going wrong here, besides someone breaking a tooth on a pebble baked into the bread? Because that's sure to happen."
"The king has decided to throw a feast for his nobles, to reassure them that everything is going fiiiiine. However, rather than the planned sumptuous meal of fifteen courses, he decided at the last minute that it would be rather droll to serve them peasant food, sourced from...some tavern somewhere. What can you foresee going wrong here, besides someone breaking a tooth on a pebble baked into the bread? Because that's sure to happen."
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