Drama! [Friday, March 25, 2022]

[sith_happened]

Anakin had dragged out the scenery decorating as long as he could (and probably a week longer than really necessary), but it had given him inspiration for today!

He dropped a pile of retractable, plastic swords and knives onto the stage. "Today, we'll learn stage fighting!" he said. "I've been in actual fights since I was six, so this should be easy. First, get warmed up. Five laps around the auditorium!"

Please, please, no one stab yourself.

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En garde!

[sith_happened]

Once you're suitably out of breath, choose your weapon! Anakin will lead you through an extremely comprehensive if handwavey set of drills that...well, would actually kill a person. He'd forgotten the stage part of combat today.

Re: En garde!

[notanaxemurderer]

Plastic swords. There was no way he could hurt himself or anyone else with these, so Kiem wasn't bothered like he would be with any kind of real weapon.

He was going to apologise to anyone he accidentally hit.