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fandomhigh2022-03-24 08:28 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-03-24 08:28 am
ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
Both your teachers were back this week. Yay. Although the Danger Shop did not look like the familiar inn, instead being suspiciously full of garishly bright, oversized, foam trees, the branches of which you were standing on, and a very suspicious pile of clothing.
Probably nothing to worry about.
"So, we have some, ah, ideas about how to spice things up in class," Jaskier said, glancing over at Cara. "That you'll just love."
OR SOMETHING.
"It's important to be able to cope with the unexpected-" Like turning into a fucking chipmunk for a week and a half. Again. "-and still be able to put up a fight. So suit up."
"It'll be fine," Jaskier assured the class oh so incorrectly.
Because there was a terrifying obstacle course set up.
A terrifying obstacle course where giant rum soaked squirrels would fling giant foam acorns at them as they tried to navigate.
Someone might have been working through some issues.
Probably nothing to worry about.
"So, we have some, ah, ideas about how to spice things up in class," Jaskier said, glancing over at Cara. "That you'll just love."
OR SOMETHING.
"It's important to be able to cope with the unexpected-" Like turning into a fucking chipmunk for a week and a half. Again. "-and still be able to put up a fight. So suit up."
"It'll be fine," Jaskier assured the class oh so incorrectly.
Because there was a terrifying obstacle course set up.
A terrifying obstacle course where giant rum soaked squirrels would fling giant foam acorns at them as they tried to navigate.
Someone might have been working through some issues.
Obstacle Course!
Just avoid the foam acorns.
Re: Obstacle Course!
Trying to navigate the obstacle course in this get up wasn't as much of a problem as it could have been. Not giving in to the urge to go after the squirrels and see how they liked having acorns thrown at them on the other hand...