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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2022-03-21 02:09 pm
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Exit Strategies, Monday, March 21, 2022

Hello, Exit Strategies! Your teacher was much taller than usual today. And a dude. And Anakin Skywalker.

"Surprise," he said dryly. "Dr. Aphra is indisposed again this week."

Ignore any claw marks that may or may not be on Anakin's hands, please and thank you. "So today you will work on exit strategies with me."

This will only go well.

He pressed buttons and the Danger Shop changed into a conference room: clear glass walls, plastic bottles of water, weirdly dated electronics, ugly chairs.

"Please take seats," he said, gesturing. When everyone was in place, he began. "You are here for an extremely boring presentation for a rival corporation. They are keeping you waiting, currently, as a power play."

He left the room, locked the glass door, and then yelled, "And will be pumping this room full of knock-out gas in two minutes! Adapt and escape!"

Anakin's experience with escapes was a tad on the trying-to-be-fatal side for high school. Whoops.
gospel_of_oblivion: (shrug)

Re: Sign in 3/21

[personal profile] gospel_of_oblivion 2022-03-21 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Illyana Rasputin
outofthequiver: (that does...NOT sound right)

Re: Sign in 3/21

[personal profile] outofthequiver 2022-03-21 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Liberty Hazlett
guillermothegreat: (frown)

Re: Sign in 3/21

[personal profile] guillermothegreat 2022-03-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Guillermo de la Cruz
gospel_of_oblivion: (seriously?)

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[personal profile] gospel_of_oblivion 2022-03-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Glass walls and ugly chairs? Seriously? What was this, one of Arcade's shitty Murderworlds?

Illyana did not like Arcade or Murderworld. At all. For Reasons.

There was a grumpy Russian getting progressively more annoyed as the (admittedly short) lecture went on. By the time 'knock-out gas' was mentioned, she was definitely in a foul mood.
gospel_of_oblivion: (buuuurn)

Re: Escape!

[personal profile] gospel_of_oblivion 2022-03-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can offer the anti-climatic but emotionally satisfying option of simply teleporting us out of here to Chilly Boulder for ice cream, and leaving the stupid death room to do whatever it wants," Illyana said dryly. "Or the extremely emotionally satisfying option of blowing things up."

"Does anyone have any other ideas?"
outofthequiver: (ya think?)

Re: Escape!

[personal profile] outofthequiver 2022-03-21 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"All's I got," Libby offered with a little bit of a regretful, apologetic smile, "is praying for a Miracle, so I think teleporting sounds just about perfect right now."

Especially since she had just been thinking, that out of all the classes to not have with Kurt...