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fandomhigh2022-03-17 08:45 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-03-17 08:45 am
ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
There wasn't a Cara in class this week. Because she was busy being a very adorable animal that Jaskier would never say out loud for fear of his own safety.
He'd still end up saying it, but he'd definitely think better.
"It's a holiday today," Jaskier said brightly from behind the bar of the usual tavern. "Which, from what I gather, involves a lot of beer and the color green."
Yep, that's all he had.
"But this is a school and I gather there is a drinking age here, so... non-alcoholic green beer before the brawl that my lovely co-teacher already programmed into the system begins!"
Could he change it? Maybe. Would he? Nah.
He'd still end up saying it, but he'd definitely think better.
"It's a holiday today," Jaskier said brightly from behind the bar of the usual tavern. "Which, from what I gather, involves a lot of beer and the color green."
Yep, that's all he had.
"But this is a school and I gather there is a drinking age here, so... non-alcoholic green beer before the brawl that my lovely co-teacher already programmed into the system begins!"
Could he change it? Maybe. Would he? Nah.
Bar Fight!