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fandomhigh2022-03-11 12:32 am
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2022-03-11 12:32 am
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ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
The tavern today was set up as usual with Jaskier hiding a bit behind the bar. Just in case.
"Welcome, welcome! So glad to have you back!" He proclaimed.
"Today we'll be moving onto a more advanced kind of punching," Cara said. "Punching with your feet." Or kicking as she liked to call it when she wasn't winding people up.
"Kicking," Jaskier added quickly. "She means kicking. Which is why I am over here."
Had he been kicked in planning this class? Possibly.
He said that like she'd kicked him hard, or in any especially sensitive areas. "Now, there are almost as many ways of kicking as there are of punching, but the one with most reliable results involves your knee and the other person's crotch."
See, Jaskier, it could always be worse! So much worse!
Jaskier winced and immediately went to cover himself. "We have dummies to try it out on?"
"And remember, despite what you may think, it can work just as well on women as men."
Jaskier nodded sagely at that. "So! Let's begin, shall we?"
He was still hiding behind the bar.
"Welcome, welcome! So glad to have you back!" He proclaimed.
"Today we'll be moving onto a more advanced kind of punching," Cara said. "Punching with your feet." Or kicking as she liked to call it when she wasn't winding people up.
"Kicking," Jaskier added quickly. "She means kicking. Which is why I am over here."
Had he been kicked in planning this class? Possibly.
He said that like she'd kicked him hard, or in any especially sensitive areas. "Now, there are almost as many ways of kicking as there are of punching, but the one with most reliable results involves your knee and the other person's crotch."
See, Jaskier, it could always be worse! So much worse!
Jaskier winced and immediately went to cover himself. "We have dummies to try it out on?"
"And remember, despite what you may think, it can work just as well on women as men."
Jaskier nodded sagely at that. "So! Let's begin, shall we?"
He was still hiding behind the bar.