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fandomhigh2022-02-10 09:13 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-02-10 09:13 am
ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
The tavern sim had a slide projector set up at the bar. Not that either of your teachers knew how to use a slide projector. Though after a little percussive maintenance it flicked to the first slide.
Valentine's Day:
A Warning
"The pox!" Jaskier proclaimed. "A terrible consequence of romance should you not be careful."
How very helpful.
"Here they have far fancier methods of prevention of many things whilst enjoying the company of another."
"We're not going to tell you not to have sex, because contrary to all appearances, we're not idiots," Cara said. "You're young, fighting gets your blood pumping, getting sweaty in the sparring ring leads to getting sweaty in the bedroom. Also this island is prone to releasing sex pollen, often at this time of year. But being young is no excuse for being an idiot. Not when you have options."
She started thumping the slide projector to bring up some very helpful diagrams.
"So, uh." Jaskier paused to tilt his head at those diagrams. "Protection is key."
Wrap it up, kids.
"We've provided sample packs for you." Because they cared, and class wasn't already mortifying enough. "So take them even if you don't think you need them yet, and you can always get more at the clinic."
A Warning
"The pox!" Jaskier proclaimed. "A terrible consequence of romance should you not be careful."
How very helpful.
"Here they have far fancier methods of prevention of many things whilst enjoying the company of another."
"We're not going to tell you not to have sex, because contrary to all appearances, we're not idiots," Cara said. "You're young, fighting gets your blood pumping, getting sweaty in the sparring ring leads to getting sweaty in the bedroom. Also this island is prone to releasing sex pollen, often at this time of year. But being young is no excuse for being an idiot. Not when you have options."
She started thumping the slide projector to bring up some very helpful diagrams.
"So, uh." Jaskier paused to tilt his head at those diagrams. "Protection is key."
Wrap it up, kids.
"We've provided sample packs for you." Because they cared, and class wasn't already mortifying enough. "So take them even if you don't think you need them yet, and you can always get more at the clinic."
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