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fandomhigh2022-01-20 11:34 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2022-01-20 11:34 pm
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ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
When the class filed into the Danger Shop one of your teachers was wearing a grump expression and a pretty blue dress, the latter had a lot to do with the former. "Unfortunately, some problems, especially on this island, cannot be solved by hitting things. Believe me, I've tried."
And, for a moment there, Jaskier was a bird who was in complete agreement with that statement. Welcome to One Of Those Days here, folks. Wasn't it just fun?
"Luckily today's nonsense seems to only pose a danger to your dignity." Cara was tired, so very, very tired of this island sometimes. "But since even that may prove a barrier to effective learning, today we're going to focus on the value of violence as stress relief."
That explained the giant inflatble gremlin then.
"Oh, Melitele's tits," Jaskier gasped once he was back to being human again. "I'll even take a swing today."
Cara, whose pretty blue dress had turned into a frothy pink monstrosity, patted him on the shoulder in vague sympathy. "Hitting things makes you feel better."
And, for a moment there, Jaskier was a bird who was in complete agreement with that statement. Welcome to One Of Those Days here, folks. Wasn't it just fun?
"Luckily today's nonsense seems to only pose a danger to your dignity." Cara was tired, so very, very tired of this island sometimes. "But since even that may prove a barrier to effective learning, today we're going to focus on the value of violence as stress relief."
That explained the giant inflatble gremlin then.
"Oh, Melitele's tits," Jaskier gasped once he was back to being human again. "I'll even take a swing today."
Cara, whose pretty blue dress had turned into a frothy pink monstrosity, patted him on the shoulder in vague sympathy. "Hitting things makes you feel better."