"Boarding school for the weird, the delinquent, the time-tossed, the traumatized, the maladjusted, or the just plain 'I don't have anywhere else to go' types," Illyana said bluntly, though that question did merit an eyebrow raise. "Though don't worry, it's not some reform or charm school."

"Did your school-assigned 'Big Sibling' not give you the 'Welcome to the Madhouse, try not to die' speech?"