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Announcement
As the first classes of the morning get started, there is a faint, tinny crackle and a volley of curses. The journalism professor's flair for obscenity is easily recongizable.
"...mother-fucker... ah,there. All right. Here's a schoolwide announcement for you assholes. The first student I catch starting anything with another student in the way of physical violence, and by that I mean swinging, hitting, kicking, spell-casting, etc, is going to wish they'd never been born. Sparring or such activity within a club setting is perfectly allowable. I'm talking violence with intent to cause damage. That goes double for teachers.
Nanotechnology survelliance is a bitch to detect and eradicate and, although I'm sure some of you can find and disarm it, be aware that I've seeded the public areas and directed the feed to security and to the principal's office as well as my own monitors. You hit someone else where I can see them, no matter the provocation, and I will find you and make you very, very sorry. More likely, I'll send rover to find and drag you before the principal, but as mentioned previously, I have low to no tolerance for bullying. In cases of extreme provocation, you can plead your case, but if your self control is so low as to swing first, do not expect pity or mercy.
That having been said, if you have a problem or issue, see rover or the principal. They can and will protect you, using extreme prejudice if necessary. The first person who whines that the principal doesn't have the staff and resources to protect them from any student will be advised to catch the first bus home.
At this time, if I catch any student or teacher armed with a weapon that can produce deadly force, they will be automatically brought to the principal's attention and get at least one detention. Carry a gun within this building aside from at the shooting range and I will have your ass. If you don't feel safe without one, you do not belong here.
Before you attempt to argue with me, allow me to quote the Student Handbook, "There will be no drugs, alcohol, discharging of weaponry, or destruction of evil spirits or creatures without clean-up on this campus."
Jayne? You have another detention on top of however many you already had and if you don't get your heavily armed ass off campus now I will set the principal on your ass. Do we understand one another?
Now. Get to fucking class, the lot of you."
"...mother-fucker... ah,there. All right. Here's a schoolwide announcement for you assholes. The first student I catch starting anything with another student in the way of physical violence, and by that I mean swinging, hitting, kicking, spell-casting, etc, is going to wish they'd never been born. Sparring or such activity within a club setting is perfectly allowable. I'm talking violence with intent to cause damage. That goes double for teachers.
Nanotechnology survelliance is a bitch to detect and eradicate and, although I'm sure some of you can find and disarm it, be aware that I've seeded the public areas and directed the feed to security and to the principal's office as well as my own monitors. You hit someone else where I can see them, no matter the provocation, and I will find you and make you very, very sorry. More likely, I'll send rover to find and drag you before the principal, but as mentioned previously, I have low to no tolerance for bullying. In cases of extreme provocation, you can plead your case, but if your self control is so low as to swing first, do not expect pity or mercy.
That having been said, if you have a problem or issue, see rover or the principal. They can and will protect you, using extreme prejudice if necessary. The first person who whines that the principal doesn't have the staff and resources to protect them from any student will be advised to catch the first bus home.
At this time, if I catch any student or teacher armed with a weapon that can produce deadly force, they will be automatically brought to the principal's attention and get at least one detention. Carry a gun within this building aside from at the shooting range and I will have your ass. If you don't feel safe without one, you do not belong here.
Before you attempt to argue with me, allow me to quote the Student Handbook, "There will be no drugs, alcohol, discharging of weaponry, or destruction of evil spirits or creatures without clean-up on this campus."
Jayne? You have another detention on top of however many you already had and if you don't get your heavily armed ass off campus now I will set the principal on your ass. Do we understand one another?
Now. Get to fucking class, the lot of you."
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Phoebe sighs and returns to the checklist of items she needs to acquire.