Stark (
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fandomhigh2021-12-03 06:07 am
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Superheroing 101 - Friday 10/3, 3rd period
Superhero class was meeting in the Danger Shop today. No movie day today. It was time for something a little more practical. At least that was the hope.
“I was talking to Kitty yesterday,” Stark said. “Kitty who usually teaches the superhero class because she is one. A hero, not a class.” Just in case that wasn’t clear. This was Fandom. You never really knew.
“She seemed surprised we hadn’t done anything practical yet. Or at all. So I thought we could try something different today. We’re in here so it isn’t dangerous. No need to worry. I won’t let anything happen if I can help it. But we’re going to New York, or a Danger Shop version of it, and we’re going to help.”
Stark hadn’t originally planned on exactly this scenario but sometimes the Danger Shop did what it wanted.
“Every year there’s something called SantaCon that started as something fun and and now has devolved into something not so fun. Sometimes people get hurt. Or at least frightened. No supervillains here, that I know of.” Though a villain masquerading as a drunk Santa would be interesting. “Just regular people making poor choices. Drunken choices.” Drunken choices like the sort that many adults on this island might be making tonight after a certain party.
“We’re going to try and help, ah, keep the peace. Get people home safely. Keep the Santas away from other people on this block. Without anyone getting hurt. Not that anyone would, really, because this is all pretend enough that nobody will really get hurt.” And if anyone did, well, Stark knew all the clinic staff.
“So. Be careful, even if it isn’t real. Try and help. See what happens. I’ll be here if you need me.”
“I was talking to Kitty yesterday,” Stark said. “Kitty who usually teaches the superhero class because she is one. A hero, not a class.” Just in case that wasn’t clear. This was Fandom. You never really knew.
“She seemed surprised we hadn’t done anything practical yet. Or at all. So I thought we could try something different today. We’re in here so it isn’t dangerous. No need to worry. I won’t let anything happen if I can help it. But we’re going to New York, or a Danger Shop version of it, and we’re going to help.”
Stark hadn’t originally planned on exactly this scenario but sometimes the Danger Shop did what it wanted.
“Every year there’s something called SantaCon that started as something fun and and now has devolved into something not so fun. Sometimes people get hurt. Or at least frightened. No supervillains here, that I know of.” Though a villain masquerading as a drunk Santa would be interesting. “Just regular people making poor choices. Drunken choices.” Drunken choices like the sort that many adults on this island might be making tonight after a certain party.
“We’re going to try and help, ah, keep the peace. Get people home safely. Keep the Santas away from other people on this block. Without anyone getting hurt. Not that anyone would, really, because this is all pretend enough that nobody will really get hurt.” And if anyone did, well, Stark knew all the clinic staff.
“So. Be careful, even if it isn’t real. Try and help. See what happens. I’ll be here if you need me.”

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Listen to Stark / Join in the Fake Santacon Festivities!
Mind the little powdered sugar balls rolling around though. They might get in the way.
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Talk to Stark!
OOC!