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Guud murneeng stoodents. Ve-a ere-a hefeeng peeps egeeen becoose-a iester is cumeeng. I hefe-a prufeeded meecrooefes und tuuthpeecks fur yuoo iff yuoo vuoold leeke-a tu peep juoost.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Hut Dugs

-Seled

-Mec und Cheese-a

-Peeps

((For those of you who don't know what peep jousting is here is what wikipedia says about it:

The messy and largely self-entertaining game, "Peep Jousting" is played with a microwave. One takes two Peeps, and licks the right-hand side of each until sticky. A toothpick is thereby adhered to each Peep, pointing forward like a jousting lance. The Peeps are then set in a microwave, squared off against one another, and heated up. As they expand, the toothpick lances thrust toward each opponent, and the winner is the one that does not pop and deflate. Ties (both fatal and harmless) are common. Both usually are eaten after the competition, however, regardless who the victor was, calling into question the nature of "winning" in such a circumstance.))

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Draco comes into lunch for once and grabs some mac and cheese and a few peeps.

Pippi takes a little bit of everything as per usual.

She'd like to peep joust... Now she just needs an opponent.

Alphonse walks in ~~for once omg~~ and spotted Pippi.

"Hey there," he greeted her.

"Hi Al." Pippi greeted him back. "Care to make small marshmallow animals battle to the death for our amusement?"

She held up a peep and a toothpick.

"I'm up for it," he said, grabbing a hold of his own peep and toothpick. "Poor things never saw it coming."

Pippi stuck a toothpick in the "chest" of a lavender peep and placed it on the microwave safe plate.

"So, what's new with you?"

Alphonse shrugged, poking the toothpick into his peep too. "Nothing too exciting. Same quirky school stuff, homework, being lazy and unproductive in general. You?" He set the peep on the opposite end of the plate.

"Yesterday was pretty uneventful." she said ~~Because I spent all day putting together the locker wall omg!~~

"I kinda like it when it's peaceful... It's a nice change of pace around here."

"Peaceful is nice, but it gets awfully boring after a while. Not that I want total chaos like some people do..." Alphonse closed the microwave door, but wasn't too sure on how to turn the thing on. He gave up on trying to figure it out fairly quickly. "Or maybe I just need to get out more."

Pippi hit the button marked "Quick Cook 2 minutes". To her delight, the microwave lit up and the plate began to turn.

She nodded.

"Getting out is good." she said, "We're holding a pool party in the basement pool next week, will you be there?"

"Sure thing! I'll stop by," he answered. Alphonse looked on in amusement as the peeps began to slowly inflate. To him it wasn't a matter of which peep 'won', he just wanted to see them pop eachother. Or if the peeps would explode first. Ahh, such luxuries he never had back home.

Pippi looked on in amusement as well as the two peeps puffed out their chests.

"Great!"