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fandomhigh2021-11-15 03:59 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Monday, Second Period [11/15].
A small part of Rosa was actually a little disappointed that the whole 'turning into kids' thing really did last for just the weekend, because she had a great back-up plan for if her students were still awkward little babies, one that would definitely have made a few child pyschologist very concerned, but, well, looks like everyone was back to normal, so business as usual, and trying to think of which lessons were going to be the more important ones, since there was a good chance she was going to be off on an undercover job for a few weeks coming up.
"Alright," she said. "So, usually, we'd be looking at a few classes coming up having to do with self-defence, and some of that might be coming up still, but first, it's a good idea for a badass bitch who's probably going to get themselves in a lot of fights and scraps to know how to take care of themselves, so we're covering basic first aid skills first. This is also handy if any of your classmates or friends get injured, because then you'll know how to help them out, too; it'll just be a matter of whether or not you actually want to.
"There's also the fact that many of you might come from highly advanced societies with technology to just...regrow limbs or just take a pill and you're all better, or maybe you have magic in your world, so you can just say some archaic sounding words and wave your hand, and all better now. But, for everyone else, and just because it's a good idea to know how to do this because maybe you don't have access to that crap or your magic is all messed up or whatever, I don't really know how magic works, but I'm pretty sure this is all way more practical. You're not always going to be able to tap into that shit.
"Either way, a badass is prepared to take care of themselves and others in an emergency. So today we're going to go over three skills that can be pretty useful when the shit really hits the fan. We're going to go over how to clean and dress a wound, make a splint, and treat a variety of burns. If you already know how to do these things, good for you. You're very cool. Don't be a smart ass about it and help your less-cool classmates out."
So she went through and demonstrated each of the different skills with a clarity and thoroughness and ease that she would absolutely deny had anything to do with the fact that she'd been doing this as long as she had been now.
"All three of these things could perminently injure or disfigure a person if you don't do it right, but, you know, no pressure or anything. If you have any further questions, I'm sure you can go bug someone at the clinic. Anyway, so take a moment, pair up...or group up, I don't really care, just practice these skills on each other, don't mess anything up too badly, ask questions if you've got 'em. Cool?"
Cool.
"Alright," she said. "So, usually, we'd be looking at a few classes coming up having to do with self-defence, and some of that might be coming up still, but first, it's a good idea for a badass bitch who's probably going to get themselves in a lot of fights and scraps to know how to take care of themselves, so we're covering basic first aid skills first. This is also handy if any of your classmates or friends get injured, because then you'll know how to help them out, too; it'll just be a matter of whether or not you actually want to.
"There's also the fact that many of you might come from highly advanced societies with technology to just...regrow limbs or just take a pill and you're all better, or maybe you have magic in your world, so you can just say some archaic sounding words and wave your hand, and all better now. But, for everyone else, and just because it's a good idea to know how to do this because maybe you don't have access to that crap or your magic is all messed up or whatever, I don't really know how magic works, but I'm pretty sure this is all way more practical. You're not always going to be able to tap into that shit.
"Either way, a badass is prepared to take care of themselves and others in an emergency. So today we're going to go over three skills that can be pretty useful when the shit really hits the fan. We're going to go over how to clean and dress a wound, make a splint, and treat a variety of burns. If you already know how to do these things, good for you. You're very cool. Don't be a smart ass about it and help your less-cool classmates out."
So she went through and demonstrated each of the different skills with a clarity and thoroughness and ease that she would absolutely deny had anything to do with the fact that she'd been doing this as long as she had been now.
"All three of these things could perminently injure or disfigure a person if you don't do it right, but, you know, no pressure or anything. If you have any further questions, I'm sure you can go bug someone at the clinic. Anyway, so take a moment, pair up...or group up, I don't really care, just practice these skills on each other, don't mess anything up too badly, ask questions if you've got 'em. Cool?"
Cool.
Sign In - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Sign In - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Sign In - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Sign In - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Sign In - BABSG, 11/15.
Listen to the Lecture - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Listen to the Lecture - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Listen to the Lecture - BABSG, 11/15.
Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Re: Class Activity: First Aid - BABSG, 11/15.
Talk to Rosa - BABSG, 11/15.
OOC - BABSG, 11/15.