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They would not find their usual teachers at the front of the class today. Though most of them would probably recognize one of the two small children. The busier one.

"Bantha, sit down."

Sometimes being the non-fun parent helped.

"Hello, class," Ender said. "I'm Andrew Skywalker, Ben's husband, and these are our children, Val and Nat." Sorry, Bantha. But you were getting the formal introduction from this one. "Anakin isn't here and Ben came down with the flu, so I'm afraid you'll be dealing with us for the day."

Probably don't be afraid. Ender was the least sadistic option, here.

"Unfortunately, that also means I'm left dealing with my kids, so we'll be going somewhere a little more suitable for them." He gestured towards the portal. "Welcome to Legoland in Billund, Denmark."

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We're going to Legoland!

You'll either run around a tiny Lego replica of the world trying to find a hidden golden brick, or hoist yourself all the way up to the top of the lighthouse using your own strength to get the next clue.

(RNG sez:
1. Arabella Baylor
2. Chelli Aphra
3. Alara Kitan
4. Nell Ingram
5. Miles Morales
6. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
7. Harry Potter
8. Tahani al-Jamil
9. Sakaki)

Edited 2021-08-12 08:21 (UTC)

Can you make it to the other side of this ride without getting wet? First person to get to the other side in a dry t-shirt wins.

Yes, there are dry t-shirts available for when you inevitably fail the first time.

(RNG:
1. Miles Morales
2. Chelli Aphra
3. Arabella Baylor
4. Alara Kitan
5. Sakaki
6. Nell Ingram
7. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
8. Harry Potter
9. Tahani al-Jamil)

Ender has at no point pretended this entire trip wasn't a desperate attempt to keep his children occupied, which is why you'll find them at the mini boats, where a determined Val continues to fend off her brother for steering rights.

You might have to wait for them to get out of the ride first, though.

(Final results:
1. Miles Morales
2. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
3. Nell Ingram
4. Harry Potter
5. Sakaki
6. Tahani al-Jamil
7. Alara Kitan
8. Chelli Aphra
9. Arabella Baylor)

Edited 2021-08-12 08:27 (UTC)

The downside of a European childhood is the many, many times you have to discover that your favorite childhood theme parks still have racist rides in them.

Sakaki

Naturally, Sakaki was immediately drawn to the tiny Lego replica, because it was tiny and cute and she loved it a lot, it was so adorable and tiny!! And also really well made, it was difficult not to enviously appreciate the craftsmanship there while being completely dismayed over the fact that she could never make anything this cute or well-done, and she kept getting so caught up in the workmanship and just all the adorable little details that sort of made her squee inside that she may have sort of forgotten she was actually supposed to be looking for something specific, and then getting sad that they'd have to move onto something else eventually, too.

But maybe those other things would be just as cute? She hunkered down, finally, to find that brick so she could maybe move on to even cuter things!

Alara Kitan

Nell Ingram

Nell had never seen these lego things before and she found it quite fascinating to see what could be built with them. She might have spent far too much time examining them before she remembered to look for the golden brick.

No, no she could not. But eventually she managed to get through with a dry t-shirt.

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