Adventures in Sheep Farming, Monday

[doesnotkneel]

"Since clearly you lot don't know how to embrace freedom," Edward said, as he awaited the students in the Danger Shop barn.

He was holding a shovel.

"Why don't I remind you wankers of what the sheep farming life is really about?" He nodded towards the barn behind him. "Miles of shit. Shovel it outside. Can't let the bloody sheep sit around in that filthy mess now, can we?"

Joke was on Edward - sort of. Every other sheep was a rainbow sheep.

Turned out rainbow sheep shat rainbow sugar candy. Who knew?

Comments

Listen to the Lecture

[doesnotkneel]

Well, that doesn't seem like fun.

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[desertwolfcub]

"If the sheep don't know not to shit where they live, that's not my fault."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[craic_killer]

"If anyone tries the shite that looks like candy, I'm going to be praying very hard for your souls," Clare called out.