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fandomhigh2021-07-06 05:34 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomhigh2021-07-06 05:34 am
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OMG I Could Just PIE - Tuesday, Second Period [07/06].
So Summer felt like she was is a little bit of a conundrum...a very little bit of a conundrum, since it was definitely pretty miniscule compared to the conundrum that was people and buildings disappearing down holes or whatever. Like, people were falling down holes and yet this was (technically) a school, and should workshops go on as scheduled? And when a comparrison of her roster to the the people actually able to make it class made a few things clear, it just didn't feel right> to torture whoever remained with terrible pies in light of everything.
Especially when the two people who were the most fun to torture with mind-boggling recipes weren't there.
RUDE.
So Summer decided to maybe be a little surprising and a little nice to whoever managed to remain on the surface for the time being, and gave whoever did show up to class a little bit of a smile.
"So, hiiiiiii," she started. "Welcome to a Summer summer pie class, which is a little awkward to get started when a good chunk of your classmates and fellow island residents are, you know, missing and stuff, but I guess the pies must go on? Or something? So we're still going to learn something today. Sometimes that's good, too, it gets your mind off of things for a little while and by the end of it, you'll have a delicious pie!
"Well, probably not usually a delicious pie, in this class, but today's going to be an exception to that. Today, we're going to go ahead and enter the world of pies in a very traditional sense, by learning how to make you basic bitch pie. That way, next week, when all this is figured out and the rest of the class is here, you guys can brag about how you actually had a good pie before we start delving into some potentially horrific ones. And it's just good to know there's a basis for comparrison for this kind of thing. I mean, unless you're just really bad at making pies, but, hey, that's another benefit of today's class, is that we'll find out where you currently are on the pie-making spectrum right off the gate.
"So, unless there's any questions, we'll go ahead and get started on your good old classic apple pie. No weird ingredients. No gimmicks. No nothing. And I promise, this is not a trap."
Especially when the two people who were the most fun to torture with mind-boggling recipes weren't there.
RUDE.
So Summer decided to maybe be a little surprising and a little nice to whoever managed to remain on the surface for the time being, and gave whoever did show up to class a little bit of a smile.
"So, hiiiiiii," she started. "Welcome to a Summer summer pie class, which is a little awkward to get started when a good chunk of your classmates and fellow island residents are, you know, missing and stuff, but I guess the pies must go on? Or something? So we're still going to learn something today. Sometimes that's good, too, it gets your mind off of things for a little while and by the end of it, you'll have a delicious pie!
"Well, probably not usually a delicious pie, in this class, but today's going to be an exception to that. Today, we're going to go ahead and enter the world of pies in a very traditional sense, by learning how to make you basic bitch pie. That way, next week, when all this is figured out and the rest of the class is here, you guys can brag about how you actually had a good pie before we start delving into some potentially horrific ones. And it's just good to know there's a basis for comparrison for this kind of thing. I mean, unless you're just really bad at making pies, but, hey, that's another benefit of today's class, is that we'll find out where you currently are on the pie-making spectrum right off the gate.
"So, unless there's any questions, we'll go ahead and get started on your good old classic apple pie. No weird ingredients. No gimmicks. No nothing. And I promise, this is not a trap."
Re: OOC - OMG PIE, 07/06.
Re: OOC - OMG PIE, 07/06.
A part of her is definitely hoping that knowing they missed actual pie is worse than anything she could possibly do to them this session.