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fandomhigh2021-07-05 02:08 pm
doesnotkneel) wrote in fandomhigh2021-07-05 02:08 pm
Adventures in Sheep Farming, Monday
"Right, so someone - a moose, I reckon - has played a filthy trick on us all."
No, Edward didn't have the slightest clue why anyone had set him up with this class. Or sent him a note asking him to report to the Danger Shop, where they currently were, and which looked suspiciously like the Hatherton countryside.
He loathed it.
"There's nothing worth learning about sheep farming," he said, "There certaintly ain't any adventure. It's a sad, poor life of toil and rickety walls meant to break a man down into a sad, mad shadow of himself."
Not that he had any feelings about it, or anything.
He cleared his throat.
"But since the island insists on trapping us here, let's walk to the barn and take a peek inside, aye? And then if any of you actually have dreams of farming, tell me so, so I may disabuse you of the very notion." Beat. "In fact, let's start by making you all smell the sheep, shall we?"
No, Edward didn't have the slightest clue why anyone had set him up with this class. Or sent him a note asking him to report to the Danger Shop, where they currently were, and which looked suspiciously like the Hatherton countryside.
He loathed it.
"There's nothing worth learning about sheep farming," he said, "There certaintly ain't any adventure. It's a sad, poor life of toil and rickety walls meant to break a man down into a sad, mad shadow of himself."
Not that he had any feelings about it, or anything.
He cleared his throat.
"But since the island insists on trapping us here, let's walk to the barn and take a peek inside, aye? And then if any of you actually have dreams of farming, tell me so, so I may disabuse you of the very notion." Beat. "In fact, let's start by making you all smell the sheep, shall we?"
Re: Why Are You Here?
"I don't know, man," said Troy, " but if the sheep aren't actually bloody, then I think we'll be good."
Except for the whole actual sheep farming thing, but who knew? It could be fun! Sheep were..cool. Maybe?
Re: Why Are You Here?
He was a complicated pirate.