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fandomhigh2021-06-24 10:16 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2021-06-24 10:16 pm
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Adventures in Adventuring, Thursday, 5th Period
This week the tavern was trashed and slightly ablaze. The culprits were easy to locate as they were terrorizing NPCakin behind the bar.
Also, the culprits were sentient giant olives and various cured sausages.
"So, perhaps this got out of hand," Jaskier ventured.
Maybe, but Cara was never going to admit it. "Sometimes defeating a foe has unforeseen consequences," she said instead. "As you can see, the brie had comrades who want to avenge it."
Delicious looking comrades.
"Oh no, they've killed the cracker monster!" Jaskier said, watching the scene they created with fascinated horror.
This was why they needed to come up with class after lunch. "Clearly someone must stop them the same way we defeated the brie."
"She means with fire," Jaskier said. "Preferably before they do more damage."
"But not too much fire." Burnt olives weren't all that palatable. "Consider it a lesson in moderation."
Also, the culprits were sentient giant olives and various cured sausages.
"So, perhaps this got out of hand," Jaskier ventured.
Maybe, but Cara was never going to admit it. "Sometimes defeating a foe has unforeseen consequences," she said instead. "As you can see, the brie had comrades who want to avenge it."
Delicious looking comrades.
"Oh no, they've killed the cracker monster!" Jaskier said, watching the scene they created with fascinated horror.
This was why they needed to come up with class after lunch. "Clearly someone must stop them the same way we defeated the brie."
"She means with fire," Jaskier said. "Preferably before they do more damage."
"But not too much fire." Burnt olives weren't all that palatable. "Consider it a lesson in moderation."