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fandomhigh2021-06-17 07:45 am
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Adventures in Adventuring, Thursday - 5th Period
They were back in the tavern again today, but something was off. There was a faint air of menace in the air. Menace, and for some reason, dairy.
Also, one of the teachers was hiding behind and over turned table. "Mistakes were made," Jaskier told the class. "We tried to make a monster to fight with the computer and instead--"
"We succeeded," Cara finished drily as a large form oozed through the door. It was a fat, flat cylinder as wide as the table Jaskier was hiding behind, and was covered in an irregular, bumpy white skin, and when a split opened in its side to let out an almost liquid growl, anyone brave enough to look could see the pale yellow inside of its mouth.
You were fighting a giant wheel of brie.
The brie lunged for NPCakin and started oozing at his arm.
Make that a carnivorous giant wheel of brie.
"So, well, if you all succeed in slaying the beast, we can have bread and preserves with it?" Jaskier suggested, skittering further away from the beast and leaving poor NPCakin to his gooey fate.
Yes, eat your prey. Do it.
"It'll probably be tastiest if you kill it with fire," Cara added.
Also, one of the teachers was hiding behind and over turned table. "Mistakes were made," Jaskier told the class. "We tried to make a monster to fight with the computer and instead--"
"We succeeded," Cara finished drily as a large form oozed through the door. It was a fat, flat cylinder as wide as the table Jaskier was hiding behind, and was covered in an irregular, bumpy white skin, and when a split opened in its side to let out an almost liquid growl, anyone brave enough to look could see the pale yellow inside of its mouth.
You were fighting a giant wheel of brie.
The brie lunged for NPCakin and started oozing at his arm.
Make that a carnivorous giant wheel of brie.
"So, well, if you all succeed in slaying the beast, we can have bread and preserves with it?" Jaskier suggested, skittering further away from the beast and leaving poor NPCakin to his gooey fate.
Yes, eat your prey. Do it.
"It'll probably be tastiest if you kill it with fire," Cara added.