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fandomhigh2021-06-14 07:41 pm
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Pirating, Monday
"Walking the plank!" Duke crowed. He was in a fine mood this morning. "Perhaps the most famous method of execution reputedly enjoyed by pirates of old. What do you say, Ed? You ever make a mutineer walk the plank?"
"It's actually not nearly as common as modern myths and fancies insist," Edward said, crossing his arms. He looked amused. "Mutineers are more likely to get a cutlass to the neck, or marooned on an island with no food or drink. But let's not let that get in the way of our class, shall we?"
"But we are making you walk the plank," Edward said, smirking. "Hope you did bring something to swim in properly."
"If you don't know how to swim. . . . ." Duke said, shrugging. "You'll get about thirty seconds to figure it out yourself before you suffer the indignity of being rescued."
"If you're wondering what this has to do with the class, well..." Edward smirked. "Plenty of pirates fall off the ship and have to swim right back to it."
"It's actually not nearly as common as modern myths and fancies insist," Edward said, crossing his arms. He looked amused. "Mutineers are more likely to get a cutlass to the neck, or marooned on an island with no food or drink. But let's not let that get in the way of our class, shall we?"
"But we are making you walk the plank," Edward said, smirking. "Hope you did bring something to swim in properly."
"If you don't know how to swim. . . . ." Duke said, shrugging. "You'll get about thirty seconds to figure it out yourself before you suffer the indignity of being rescued."
"If you're wondering what this has to do with the class, well..." Edward smirked. "Plenty of pirates fall off the ship and have to swim right back to it."

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