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fandomhigh2021-06-10 07:54 am
superjoanjett) wrote in fandomhigh2021-06-10 07:54 am
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"Wine" Tasting and Drinking Games
Anyone showing up for class today would notice some ominous bottles filled with clear greenish liquid sitting on the bar.
"So. Today's wine choice is absinthe," Jessica began. "And yeah, I know. It's not wine. Whatever. We're fucking drinking it."
She pulled off the cap and started to pour a glass for everyone. "The taste profile is that shitty black jelly bean you accidentally ate with a hint of dusty herbs that someone keeps in their pantry but only break it out during thanksgiving dinner so they don't really taste like they should."
"Oh and supposedly it's supposed to make you hallucinate but I guess that's a bullshit urban myth. So if you start seeing fairies or whatever then they're probably real. As for tonight's drinking game we're all going to pretend we're at some teenager sleepover and play truth or dare."
Because the combination of absinthe and truth and dare is a chemical reaction that Jessica wanted to see happen.
"Let's start shall we?"
"So. Today's wine choice is absinthe," Jessica began. "And yeah, I know. It's not wine. Whatever. We're fucking drinking it."
She pulled off the cap and started to pour a glass for everyone. "The taste profile is that shitty black jelly bean you accidentally ate with a hint of dusty herbs that someone keeps in their pantry but only break it out during thanksgiving dinner so they don't really taste like they should."
"Oh and supposedly it's supposed to make you hallucinate but I guess that's a bullshit urban myth. So if you start seeing fairies or whatever then they're probably real. As for tonight's drinking game we're all going to pretend we're at some teenager sleepover and play truth or dare."
Because the combination of absinthe and truth and dare is a chemical reaction that Jessica wanted to see happen.
"Let's start shall we?"
Re: Truth or Dare
"What's the most embarrassing top-played song on your phone?" Jessica asked.
Re: Truth or Dare
He was. He was also just buying time as he sorted through his Spotify.
"Let's see, which would you rank worse, Paula Abdul or Justin Bieber?"
Re: Truth or Dare
Re: Truth or Dare
Probably a 'who is Paula Abdul?' Let's be real.
"Okay. Thennnnn . . . 'Anyone' by Bieber. Also, I can do a mean 'Despacito' karaoke."
He was banned from doing karaoke by his old team back in Seattle. And not just because two of his teammates had Broadway caliber voices that could not be competed with.