Jessica Jones (
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fandomhigh2021-06-10 07:54 am
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"Wine" Tasting and Drinking Games
Anyone showing up for class today would notice some ominous bottles filled with clear greenish liquid sitting on the bar.
"So. Today's wine choice is absinthe," Jessica began. "And yeah, I know. It's not wine. Whatever. We're fucking drinking it."
She pulled off the cap and started to pour a glass for everyone. "The taste profile is that shitty black jelly bean you accidentally ate with a hint of dusty herbs that someone keeps in their pantry but only break it out during thanksgiving dinner so they don't really taste like they should."
"Oh and supposedly it's supposed to make you hallucinate but I guess that's a bullshit urban myth. So if you start seeing fairies or whatever then they're probably real. As for tonight's drinking game we're all going to pretend we're at some teenager sleepover and play truth or dare."
Because the combination of absinthe and truth and dare is a chemical reaction that Jessica wanted to see happen.
"Let's start shall we?"
"So. Today's wine choice is absinthe," Jessica began. "And yeah, I know. It's not wine. Whatever. We're fucking drinking it."
She pulled off the cap and started to pour a glass for everyone. "The taste profile is that shitty black jelly bean you accidentally ate with a hint of dusty herbs that someone keeps in their pantry but only break it out during thanksgiving dinner so they don't really taste like they should."
"Oh and supposedly it's supposed to make you hallucinate but I guess that's a bullshit urban myth. So if you start seeing fairies or whatever then they're probably real. As for tonight's drinking game we're all going to pretend we're at some teenager sleepover and play truth or dare."
Because the combination of absinthe and truth and dare is a chemical reaction that Jessica wanted to see happen.
"Let's start shall we?"

Re: Truth or Dare
Because, yeah, right, like Rosa Diaz would pick Truth?
Re: Truth or Dare
Re: Truth or Dare
"Just remember you're on my payroll," she said, holding out the phone.
You know. The payroll for the job where you barely even had to do anything.
Re: Truth or Dare
She scrolled through Rosa's contact list until she found someone who didn't live on the island and typed out a message. For Mr. Charles Boyle.
The message:
I'm feeling very exposed and vulnerable right now. However I feel the need to tell you how I feel: I treasure our relationship beyond words. You mean the world to me. Our time spent together is meaningful and I value your worth. Your existence is a shining ray of light in my gloomy existence.
Re: Truth or Dare
She snatched the phone back the moment it looked like she was finished to see just what the damage was, and those narrowed, glaring eyes went wide almost immediately with a very rare moment of genuine horror on Rosa's face.
Oh, Jessica. Did you have idea idea what you had just done?
Maybe if she just broke her phone now.....
Re: Truth or Dare
She'd just show up for work anyway.