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fandomhigh2021-06-04 02:27 pm
misshapen_spark) wrote in fandomhigh2021-06-04 02:27 pm
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So You Want to Be a Hero. [Friday, Period 5]
"Last week we covered basic unarmed self-defense," Yang said, sunglasses on because she'd been up way too late the night before. "But unless you've trained in unarmed combat, it can be nerve-wracking. And you run the risk of injuring yourself."
"But not everyone is a weapon, or carries a weapon with them at all times. Or your weapon-of-choice may have been broken, or taken away from you. So today, we're going to go over my second-favorite form of combat... found weaponry."
Look, Yang loved punching people. She was a bruiser. But the joy of smacking someone with a broom was glorious.
"And I'm not just talking about your typical 'hit them on the head with a bar stool.' No. That's cliché. I mean, it works, but come on. They'll be expecting it. Pool cues. Brooms. Chair legs. Bricks. A bottle. Or, hell, use a weapon you do have in a way they don't expect." With that, Yang mentally disengaged her metal arm as she spun around, catching it by the wrist with her biological hand, and using it to strike a training dummy like a baton. "If they aren't expecting it, you're more likely to get away with it."
"Now have fun!" And with that, the entire Danger Shop turned into a bar, with a riotous brawl already in progress, and Yang picked up a stool to smash it over anpc hologram's head.
What? Some things were classics for a reason.
"But not everyone is a weapon, or carries a weapon with them at all times. Or your weapon-of-choice may have been broken, or taken away from you. So today, we're going to go over my second-favorite form of combat... found weaponry."
Look, Yang loved punching people. She was a bruiser. But the joy of smacking someone with a broom was glorious.
"And I'm not just talking about your typical 'hit them on the head with a bar stool.' No. That's cliché. I mean, it works, but come on. They'll be expecting it. Pool cues. Brooms. Chair legs. Bricks. A bottle. Or, hell, use a weapon you do have in a way they don't expect." With that, Yang mentally disengaged her metal arm as she spun around, catching it by the wrist with her biological hand, and using it to strike a training dummy like a baton. "If they aren't expecting it, you're more likely to get away with it."
"Now have fun!" And with that, the entire Danger Shop turned into a bar, with a riotous brawl already in progress, and Yang picked up a stool to smash it over a
What? Some things were classics for a reason.
RUMBLE!
Have fun, get creative, don't worry about property damage and yell if you need Yang.
Re: RUMBLE!
...it wouldn't make much difference, unless he was considering using them as weapons, which he might!, but he was a little stoked about chairs.
If he wasn't using them for sitting, might as well use them for hitting, right?
He never really did care for chairs, even when he was a good few feet shorter...
Re: RUMBLE!
This class was not at all what she'd anticipated.