fandomhigh | "Wine" Tasting and Drinking Games

Anyone coming into Caritas would note bottles of wine set up on the table for everyone to partake. Those who are observant would note that Jessica shilled out $3.99 for each bottle so you know you're getting something good.

Or not.

"Today's wine is Boone's Farm Blue Hawaiian which tastes-"

Jessica didn't drink the wine so much as bring it up to her face, hesitate and then put the glass back down again.

"-blue."

Imbibe at your own risk. No doubt your tongue will turn blue so you've been warned.

"Tonight's game is called Roxanne," Jessica said connecting her phone to a blue speaker. "For those of you not familiar with the 80s, The Police were a band and they sang this song. These are the rules: Anyone who identifies as female will drink whenever you hear 'Roxanne'. If you identify as a male you drink whenever you hear 'put on the red light.' If you don't identify with either one, pick a phrase and go with it. Just don't pick both or you'll be dead by the end of the song."

And with that Jessica turned on the song and immediately drank a shot.