Pirating!, Monday, period 1

[betterthanaplan]

"So you lot have made a whole lot of terribly wrong films about us," Edward said. He probably didn't need to bellow that much - filling this classroom with noise didn't take much projecting - but it amused him to do so. "Today, you'll watch one of them. Next week, I'll tell you just how awfully wrong they were."

He pointed at Duke. "This modern-day pirate has seen fit to choose a film. Let's see how he fared, shall we?"

“There is no way Edward knows me well enough to trust me with this task,” Duke said, smirking. “There are a lot of really terrible pirate movies, but after . . . about five minutes consulting a Wikipedia list, I present to you: our movie.”

That’s right, Edward. Have fun picking apart the accuracy of singing vegetables.

"Ah, Wikipedia," Edward said, "The finest oracle of the age, and by 'fine', I of course mean: predictably full of bollocks."

He made a dramatic gesture with his arm. "Please, sit and watch this ripe nonsense."

Comments

Re: Watch the movie

[grenadesandohana]

"Woooooow," Steve said after a long moment of watching. "Is this what I've missed by not having kids?"

Because he wasn't really sad to have missed it.

Re: Watch the movie

[hatesparadise]

"Better than some kids' shows," Danny had to say. Because he watched a lot or Barbie themed shows at one point thanks to Grace.

Re: Watch the movie

[grenadesandohana]

"Really?" Steve asked, looking vaguely traumatized. "This what I have to look forward to if I watch Joanie?"