http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-04-11 12:31 pm

Political Campaigning (Tuesday, Aprill 11, 4th period)

"Today we talk about field organizing," Josh said to the class. "You might've noticed that running a campaign looks a lot like sending an army into battle--and if you haven't noticed, please, please pay more attention--and field organizing is the 'boots on the ground' portion of your strategy."

He smiled. "This group marches on its stomach, too--pizza, sandwiches, coffee. Make sure you have lots of it. This is where you use your volunteers. Field organizing covers phone banks and door-to-door campaigning. For Democrats especially, this is where we have to do most of our campaigning because as hard as we fundraise, the Republicans are generally going to have more money. If you organize your volunteers and target your undecideds correctly, you can outthink your opponents. The South Dakota 2002 Senate race is a brilliant example of that--the Democrat there had field offices spread across the state and managed to contact every single voter at least five times before Election Day. There was a report that a volunteer was knocking on a door at the same time another volunteer was calling from the phone bank."

Josh grinned. "That, my friends, is saturation. So today I want you to make up a number come up with a rough idea of how many volunteers you think you'll need, with more for the weeks leading up to Election Day, of course. Will you pay them? Will you bring them in from out-of-state? Will you use a set of cunning robots? Whatever."

He sat down and put his hands behind his head. "As always, ask questions. Never be afraid to say 'I don't know.'"

A vat of green slime poured from the ceiling onto Josh's head.

"What. The. Hell?"

[OOC: Now in the right community! *headdesk*]

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, who doesn't like an audience?

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone loves an audience.

Think the pirate will help advertise?

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
He'll probably record it for us. He's nice like that.

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, pirate!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, Chloe'll help too, paper-wise. And whoever's on radio that night, I'm sure.

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
And we can have posters!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
And FLYERS!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Also BALLOONS!

Glitter ballons.

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
AND SOUVENIR PHOTOS!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
AUTOGRAPHED SOUVENIR PHOTOS!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
POSSIBLY FRAMED, TOO!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
AND DVDS!

Re: Listening, passing notes, wtf slime?

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
WITH A GAG REEL!