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Anger Management- Monday- 2nd period

There had been a whole thing where Nick had had to go for help from the moose in programming the Sanger Shop. Lord knows Nick was never going to do it himself, the man still had a flip phone.

It was an experience.

But today the classroom looked like a carnival. Specifically, the area right in front of the bumper cars.

"Hey there! Today you're getting to drive. Your assignment: get in a car, and ram the hell out of people. Each other, or whoever these other people are-" NPCs. "-hell, you can try to ram down the wall and drive it out into the wild, I don't care."

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Getting hit by a bumper car.

Rosa Diaz

Malia Tate

Number Five Hargreeves

Miles Morales

Yang Xiao Long

Hit each other! Then get revenge! It's for fun!

Yeah, Rosa was taking absolutely no prisoners and had no mercy for anyone, and wondered if she could get banned for life from a fake bumper cars ride like she had so many real ones.

Miles wasn't trying to hit anyone but he bounced off a wall and smacked his car into Rosa's.

Which he soon realized might lead to his own death.

"Sorry!"

Rosa already had absolutely no issue with whaling a bumper car into one of her own students. As a matter of fact, she almost felt as if she owed to her own students to whale on them extra hard in a bumper car.

But it was kind of nice, when one was going to go ahead and paint a big old target on himself like that and save her the trouble of fending off what little tendrils of guilt might have tried to worm their way into her brain.

Thus her car was now gunning for him, every chance she got.

"Sorry," she said.

And then hit him again.

Pfft. And who thought this was a class Rosa needed to take, anyway?

The constant bumping back and forth from Rosa was beginning to take its toll and even Spider-Senses couldn't make up for a constant bumping not to mention a crappy steering mechanism. "I didn't mean to hit you!"

Yes. He kept apologizing.

Which probably just inspired Rosa.

Malia was . . . having some trouble.

Look, she'd ridden in the occasional car since she'd turned back into a human, but she hadn't really been paying attention. She knew you turned the wheel to make the car turn. And there was something with little sticks?

This thing didn't have any sticks. And the wheel didn't turn very well. Also, it wasn't moving.

"I think mine's broken."

"Push the pedals!" Nick called,

"There are pedals?"

Why did humans have to make everything so complicated?

Of course Rosa noticed that Malia was having trouble.

But Rosa also felt she should really be an equal-opportunity student-targetter, and so she was definitely coming in hot from the side.

If anything, she was helping! If she didn't want to get run into, she'll learn to pick up on what she was doing real quick, right?

"Hey!" Malia shot her a glare. She didn't bother to protest that it wasn't fair or anything, though. After all, going after the weak or injured was just standard wildlife practice.

And anyway, Rosa did just what she thought. Malia stomped around with her foot until she found the pedal, then went blasting forward much faster than she would have expected, yanking at the wheel as she attempted to circle round and attack back.

She was definitely not going to figure out any sort of brakes on this thing.

He didn't need the back pain so he was sitting this out.

We're having adventures in laundry at a new house today. The sound I'm hearing can't be good.

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Drive a bumper car!

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Talk to Nick

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