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So You Want To Be A Jedi, Again, Some More, Monday Period 3

Congratulations everyone foolish enough to think it was a good idea to sign up for this class, Aphra (and her big box of fake saber parts and smaller box of fake colour crystals) was here!

"So, Jedi, we'll be getting into them in more detail later, but to recap, space wizards with fantastic powers, laser swords, and often bad haircuts." You couldn't prove she was pointing or looking at Anakin when she said that. No one could.

"Since it's the first session we'll be doing introductions, but first you're going to take your first step into Jedihood by building your own laser sword! Then introduce yourself and tell everyone why your laser sword is right for you and why you think you got the colour you did."

She wasn't asking why they were taking the class because some of them had no excuse.

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Laser sword

Din Djarin (and Grogu)

Anakin Skywalker

Rey

You've made a terrible mistake.

He'd made a terrible mistake, yes.

On the plus side, the kid was just super into it. Or maybe thought food was going to happen. It was hard to tell.

Anakin had made a terrible, terrible mistake, and in a class of three and a half people, it was very difficult to try to avoid a tiny green kid and not look like a huge spazz.

He was giving it his best shot anyway.

Rey didn't think she'd made a terrible mistake. She'd actually learned something last time!

Get your random colour crystal and make your nerfed laser sword for the hitting of classmates!

"Why is it black?" Din muttered to himself mostly. Doing the weird assignment because, well, he was already here.

Also unsubtle foreshadowing, motherfucker.

Grogu's, surprising no one, was green. And caused him to tip over.

"You can get black?" Rey asked, looking over at her own blue.

"I guess? I don't exactly have experience with Jedi laser swords."

Vibroblades? Sure! These things? Nooope.

"Huh. I wonder what that means," she said.

"Do they actually have meanings?" Or was the teacher messing with them?

"Depends on when it's from," Rey said. "Some of it's based on energy, and years ago some of it denoted class."

Thank you, ancient books.

"Class?" See, this was why he was taking this class. This right here.

"What people used the Force for, apparently," Rey shrugged. "I'm still fighting that part out."

Red, no, another red, no, another red, no, there blue.

Blue was okay.

Introduce yourself!

Unless you wanted Aphra to come up with a name for you.

...you didn't.

"I'm just here for the kid," Din said, gesturing at that adorable Muppet child. "Grogu." Who totally cooed happily at his name. "To learn about his people."

"Awww, he's cuter than a baby tooka." Aphra was almost going to feel bad about barely teaching anything useful. Almost.

Yeah, but the bar was so low for him, Aphra. It was so low.

"He has the Jedi... magic. Stuff." Wow, such knowledge.

Aphra could still find a way to limbo under it!

"Huh, Force sensitive toddler, must make nap time interesting."

"I haven't had an issue yet." Yet. Maybe because he kept dragging that kid into mortal peril.

Mortal peril did lead to sleeping like a baby. "Well, I'm sure you'll do fine." He was at least less likely to die in front of the kid with all that beskar, so he was already beating some people's parents.

"You know who I am," Anakin told Aphra.

Yes. Aphra did.

"Sure thing, Hair Dean."

The narrative warned you, Anakin.

Anakin had never once in his life followed a warning, narrative or otherwise. That's why Anakin had so many regrets.

"Anakin. Skywalker," he said futilely.

"Great to have you on board."

Just look at it as an exercise in avoiding the temptations of the Dark Side, Anakin.

"I'm Rey," she said. "I did this before."

"So you did. Welcome back, Rey!"

She's here! Even if you wish she wasn't.

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So You Want To Be A Jedi, Again, Some More, Monday Period 3

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