Fudge Yeah Science! - Monday Second Period

[badassprodigy]

Notifications via email, text etc. for anyone having kids and having no idea what to do with them Monday morning to come to Barry's class for fun and educational experiences.

Arriving there, parents and children would find multiple work areas ranging from liter pop bottles to paper mache.

Standing in the front of the classroom would be Barry along with a small child wearing a pink lab coat and classes standing next beside him.

"Today? We're making some model volcanos," Barry said gesturing to the tables.

"But not real volcanos because my dad in this dimension is a total wimp," Holly snarked and completed it with an epic eyeroll worthy of her mother.

"We are not having a live volcano in the classroom," Barry said firmly.

"Ugh. Bor-ing."

Barry gave the people coming in a tightlipped smile. "Let's get to it shall we?"

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[somethingwithscience]

Disappointed. Because the floor isn't actually covered in lava and magma.

Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[badassprodigy]

Make that typical pop explosion ever so popular in youtube videos!

Experiment #2: Model Volcanos

[badassprodigy]

For those who need less supervision the materials to make an erupting volcano are there.

Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

Who are currently bickering themselves.

"No. We are not going to play with fucking tectonic plates," Barry said firmly. "No actual eruptions."

OOC -

[badassprodigy]

No actual lava or magma is allowed.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"I mean we could keep it really localized," Holly suggested.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

"Absolutely fucking not," Barry replied with a shake of his head.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"Ugh. You suck. You totally let me do this at home!" she declared.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

"And how well did that turn out," Barry said knowing that was complete bullshit.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"Okay. Fine. So I melted Morty Jr.'s Malibu Stacey's dream car and mansion," She grumbled. "And the fucking basement had to be renovated."

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

"Seriously?"

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"Hey. Malibu Fucking Stacey isn't just for girls, Dad."

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

"Fuck, I know that," Barry snarked back. "I'm just wondering how the fuck your Uncle Morty had any kids. I would have thought your fucking Great Grandpa would have sterilized him.""

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"You're just lucky Great Grandpa Rick didn't fucking sterilize you. Otherwise you wouldn't have gotten such a perfect daughter," she said looking at her AU Dad with big eyes.

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[badassprodigy]

"We're not going to force any earthquakes either so don't even think of it."

Re: Talk to Barry and/or Holly

[somethingwithscience]

"Well, shit."

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[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri

Re: Experiment #2: Model Volcanos

[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri was making a really big exploding volcano. She was not visualizing dropping M'Baku into it, either! Really!

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[meepmeepohgod]

Vatalija Lecter

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[meepmeepohgod]

Who was this unsupervised child and how did she get the Diet Coke and Mentos to spit flame a good two feet into the air?

The world may never know.

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[somethingwithscience]

"Fuck yeah!" Holly cried out in appreciation. "That's fucking awesome!"

Meanwhile Barry was grabbing the fire extinguisher.

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[meepmeepohgod]

At least she hadn't gotten to the volcano yet? You might actually get magma! Or a chorus of rats in hula skirts!

These things just happened.

"Thank you," Vatalija said.

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[somethingwithscience]

"I'm Holly," she said holding out her hand for a handshake. "And we totally need to collaborate."

This was going to either save the world or end it.

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[meepmeepohgod]

Vatalija smiled her creepy little smile. "Yes! What shall we make next?"

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[somethingwithscience]

"Magma!" Holly declared in her best mad scientist voice.

"NOPE! Fuck no!" Barry called out from across the room.

Re: Experiment #1: Diet Cola and Mentos

[meepmeepohgod]

"Magma!" Vatalija agreed gleefully. "Meep!"

The science, Barry. The SCIENCE.

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Troy Barnes