Sexual Health and Education, Tuesday, 1st Period

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Another year of Valentine's Day ridiculousness had Kathy back in the classroom sans glares at Dante. In fact, the glances she was shooting at him were downright soppy if she didn't catch herself in time and put on her professional 'teacher' face. "So last week, we had you do some research to come up with a cool ad campaign for various birth control options," she said. "Something that presented the information succinctly, but also made it interesting."

It was amazing what a well-timed trip, strawberries in all the best places, and a very large cake could accomplish. (And flowers. Lots of flowers.)

"So, today you're up," Dante said, grinning. "And no, we won't mind if you turn it into a 'fuck, why don't dudes have this shit' anti-commercial either."

ALSO LOVE, DANTE. LOVE AND APPRECIATION. C'MON NOW.

"The answer is, as per usual, systemic inequities in the medical industry," Kathy said cheerfully - the kind of cheer that you developed after an entire lifetime of seeing the wrong end of that inequity. "So get out your information and let's get going." She pointed at a student at random. "Congrats! You're up."