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fandomhigh2021-02-10 10:17 am
talentforlying) wrote in fandomhigh2021-02-10 10:17 am
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Career Development, Wednesday, First Period
"So! There's this holiday coming up on Sunday," John began, clapping his hands together. "Now, it's pitched to romantic couples as being for them, but why should that stop you from getting a free dinner and drinks?"
"Keeping people company is a long, time-honored job. And so long as you leave sex out of it, it's legal in this country."
“And,” Faye added helpfully, holding up a single finger as though making a great point, “in fact, if someone tries to get sex from you just because they bought you dinner, that’s a great excuse to kick them in the shins, because while there’s nothing wrong with transactional company, everyone should be on the same page.”
A pause.
“Kick them after you eat, though. Like, that’s an important step. Loot, then kicking.”
"As the divine Miss Valentine says," John agreed. "And if you have to kick them, you get to take their wallet for good measure."
It was entirely possible pairing them together for this was a terrible idea.
"But back to more pleasant ideas," he continued, "--such as getting free food, drink, and possibly being paid just to sit there, be pretty, and pretend to listen. Keep in mind, there is no limit to gender on this. Anyone and everyone can get someone to buy them a drink."
“Easily.” Faye shook her head, waving one hand. “It’s not even hard. So, today, we’re going to practice our flirting - which tends to look a little different for everyone, but there are some universal truths. Number one: flattery. Find something appealing about your mark - or at least, let them think you think it’s appealing, even if you’re faking it.”
Oh, good, Faye, just openly embrace the term ‘mark,’ why not.
“Most people are susceptible to flattery, and generally, they want to hear more - so make sure you pick something you can go on about. Or a couple somethings.”
"Two: If you have decided this is a 'take what you can and run,' limit the amount of personal information about yourself," John continued. "Keep it vague, and keep turning the attention back on them. Body language like leaning in, making eye contact, and nodding can help keep that up without it being obvious."
"If you got long eyelashes, bat 'em. Cross and uncross your legs. Just keep the focus on them."
Faye, who did indeed have long lashes, batted hers. "And three, ask questions. You know what people love talking about, almost no exceptions? Themselves. And if you look interested and make 'em feel like they're just the niftiest thing in the solar system, they won't ask you anything about yourself, which is all the better if you're planning on getting out of there quick - and they'll probably be easier to distract if you'd like a less violent means of getting their wallet." Or just an easy escape from what sounded like a not-great date.
"Get in groups and practice," John decided. "Get your mark talking, and practice looking interested."
He offered Faye his arm. "Shall we, Miss Valentine?"
"Keeping people company is a long, time-honored job. And so long as you leave sex out of it, it's legal in this country."
“And,” Faye added helpfully, holding up a single finger as though making a great point, “in fact, if someone tries to get sex from you just because they bought you dinner, that’s a great excuse to kick them in the shins, because while there’s nothing wrong with transactional company, everyone should be on the same page.”
A pause.
“Kick them after you eat, though. Like, that’s an important step. Loot, then kicking.”
"As the divine Miss Valentine says," John agreed. "And if you have to kick them, you get to take their wallet for good measure."
It was entirely possible pairing them together for this was a terrible idea.
"But back to more pleasant ideas," he continued, "--such as getting free food, drink, and possibly being paid just to sit there, be pretty, and pretend to listen. Keep in mind, there is no limit to gender on this. Anyone and everyone can get someone to buy them a drink."
“Easily.” Faye shook her head, waving one hand. “It’s not even hard. So, today, we’re going to practice our flirting - which tends to look a little different for everyone, but there are some universal truths. Number one: flattery. Find something appealing about your mark - or at least, let them think you think it’s appealing, even if you’re faking it.”
Oh, good, Faye, just openly embrace the term ‘mark,’ why not.
“Most people are susceptible to flattery, and generally, they want to hear more - so make sure you pick something you can go on about. Or a couple somethings.”
"Two: If you have decided this is a 'take what you can and run,' limit the amount of personal information about yourself," John continued. "Keep it vague, and keep turning the attention back on them. Body language like leaning in, making eye contact, and nodding can help keep that up without it being obvious."
"If you got long eyelashes, bat 'em. Cross and uncross your legs. Just keep the focus on them."
Faye, who did indeed have long lashes, batted hers. "And three, ask questions. You know what people love talking about, almost no exceptions? Themselves. And if you look interested and make 'em feel like they're just the niftiest thing in the solar system, they won't ask you anything about yourself, which is all the better if you're planning on getting out of there quick - and they'll probably be easier to distract if you'd like a less violent means of getting their wallet." Or just an easy escape from what sounded like a not-great date.
"Get in groups and practice," John decided. "Get your mark talking, and practice looking interested."
He offered Faye his arm. "Shall we, Miss Valentine?"
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