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fandomhigh2021-01-26 10:23 am
throughaphase) wrote in fandomhigh2021-01-26 10:23 am
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Adulting 101- Tuesday- 2nd period
Back in the classroom today, where Kitty had to start with, "God, this is going to sound terrible on radio."
So that was a start.
"Last week brought up a good question. What do you do when you're time displaced, or your physical age and your actual age don't match up? When applying for jobs or apartments or whatever, you're going to have to be able to at least put certain information down, and you'll probably have to provide actual documentation at some point. So today we're going to talk about fake IDs."
Yep.
"If you really need one I have a contact on the mainland. I don't want anyone thinking this is an excuse to go do something stupid. There's a bar that serves minors here, you don't need to do that. This is for actual documentation to help you get through life. Which means the first rule is you're going to want the information to be as close to true as possible. Use your real name unless there's some very good reason you can't. Use your real birthday, but adjust your birth year so it matches the age you present. If your state has markings on their drivers licenses for people under 21 and you look 16, if your ID doesn't have those markings it'll be a red flag for anyone checking. If you're bopping around between years and you really need ID in both, you might need to get two IDs and you'll just be careful about which one you're using. The same goes if you need a forged birth certificate. It should be close enough that you'll be able to remember the information on it, and you want everything between your documents to be consistent. Mainly you just want it all to fly under the radar so no one checks into it.
"So, any questions? Today's mainly going to be a discussion class, so now's your time."
So that was a start.
"Last week brought up a good question. What do you do when you're time displaced, or your physical age and your actual age don't match up? When applying for jobs or apartments or whatever, you're going to have to be able to at least put certain information down, and you'll probably have to provide actual documentation at some point. So today we're going to talk about fake IDs."
Yep.
"If you really need one I have a contact on the mainland. I don't want anyone thinking this is an excuse to go do something stupid. There's a bar that serves minors here, you don't need to do that. This is for actual documentation to help you get through life. Which means the first rule is you're going to want the information to be as close to true as possible. Use your real name unless there's some very good reason you can't. Use your real birthday, but adjust your birth year so it matches the age you present. If your state has markings on their drivers licenses for people under 21 and you look 16, if your ID doesn't have those markings it'll be a red flag for anyone checking. If you're bopping around between years and you really need ID in both, you might need to get two IDs and you'll just be careful about which one you're using. The same goes if you need a forged birth certificate. It should be close enough that you'll be able to remember the information on it, and you want everything between your documents to be consistent. Mainly you just want it all to fly under the radar so no one checks into it.
"So, any questions? Today's mainly going to be a discussion class, so now's your time."
Re: Discussion
Re: Discussion
But had to ask, "Did you at least get a good song?"