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fandomhigh2021-01-13 01:20 pm
sharp_man) wrote in fandomhigh2021-01-13 01:20 pm
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Career Development, Wednesday period 1
Hannibal grinned out at the students. They were in the Danger Shop today, and it was set up with computer stations for each of them. "Welcome. I am Dr. Hannibal Lecter, and I will be your instructor for today, and possibly other days as well. I suppose we could do introductions again, but that would quickly grow tedious.
"This week, we will be learning something that should help in any position you occupy or job you seek to undertake. The art of dealing with people. Particularly, annoying and rude people. They exist everywhere. Fortunately or otherwise, in this time and place, the internet brings them to us in massive quantities."
He pressed a few buttons and turned on the computers. "Your assignment for today is to create an account if you don't already have one on either Twitter or Tumblr - or both if you are feeling particularly ambitious or masochistic - and then engage in discussion. Your goal is to make your opponents as angry as possible while remaining outwardly pleasant yourself."
Yes, you were all going to be trolls.
"Should you have any questions or need any pointers, please ask. I can also point you in the direction of particularly odious posts if you would like a place to begin."
"This week, we will be learning something that should help in any position you occupy or job you seek to undertake. The art of dealing with people. Particularly, annoying and rude people. They exist everywhere. Fortunately or otherwise, in this time and place, the internet brings them to us in massive quantities."
He pressed a few buttons and turned on the computers. "Your assignment for today is to create an account if you don't already have one on either Twitter or Tumblr - or both if you are feeling particularly ambitious or masochistic - and then engage in discussion. Your goal is to make your opponents as angry as possible while remaining outwardly pleasant yourself."
Yes, you were all going to be trolls.
"Should you have any questions or need any pointers, please ask. I can also point you in the direction of particularly odious posts if you would like a place to begin."
During the lecture
Re: During the lecture
Re: During the lecture
He brought a chair over to where she was. "Have you used a computer before, or is it entirely new?"
Re: During the lecture
Giant nerd here, Hannibal. Giant.