Wednesday Assembly, Wednesday, December 16, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Everyone here and not...engulfed in hot chocolate lava, what the frell?" Anakin asked. "No head wounds? No one in a snow bank assisted by a candy cane?" He let out a deep breath. "Well, fortunately for all of us, we have a local expert, Duke Crocker, here to lead us all through some yoga poses and guided meditation."

Which explained why there were no chairs today, only yoga mats, but didn't really explain the small crowd of gremlins, raccoons, squirrels and the Front Office Moose loitering in the back of the auditorium.

Maybe they were there for yoga too?

"Take it away, Duke."

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Re: Take it away, Duke! - GREMLINS ATTACK

[unusual_sith]

Lana could feel them coming before they ever got to her, and promptly set up a Force shield around her. One gremlin tried to get in, and she glared at it. It bared its teeth, pounded on the shield, then gave up.