http://carter-i-am.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-15 01:46 am

Sam Carter And The Very Big Guns

Wednesday Afternoon, 5pm

Sam headed back to her room immediately after Advanced Negotiations finished, and quickly changed into a pair of long, loose pants - not unlike the military BDUs she was so used to wearing - and a tank top. Old habits died hard. A hoodie emblazoned with the words: "Kneel Before Your God!" (Daniel's idea of a joke) was tossed on the bed before she hauled out her lockbox out of the wardrobe.

In the bedside drawer, amidst assorted candy stashes lay a .22 calibre pistol. Sam checked the safety and the clip, then placed it on the bed. The muzzle of the gun pointed towards the door - a habit she picked up from her father, who taught her how to use a gun in the first place. Old habits died really hard.

A small velvet oblong was flipped open to reveal her lockpicks, and she knelt down to use them on the lockbox. The keys were long since gone, but her lockpicking skills were always good to open the catch.

Inside were a variety of handguns, including a old military-issue 45 and a Glock 9mm. She took those out now, checked the safety and took out the clips, then took an extra clip and a couple of boxes of rounds for each gun. Guns, clips, and boxes went into her satchel, and she hauled on the hoodie and tucked the pistol in the pocket.

She closed the box, shoved it back in the wardrobe, put away the lockpicks, and left messages with the crew.

Then she went off down to the firing range for a bit of marksmanship practise with Aeryn.

OOC: I know I'm a bit early on the timing front, but since it's 01:30 Thursday here in the Wonderful Land of Oz, I'm a goin' to sleep now, Miss Daisy! Your character can come along and watch, shoot, or catcall - just be warned: Sam played nice at in SG-1 because she was in a command structure. She's not in a command structure anymore. and she's fully loaded

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, he has two too. So :P

And in your dreams, O'Neill

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bah. The third one counts even if he didn't finish it!

*Rasberries*

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when I've finished growing up again, I'll have four. At least.

*rasberries back*

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well how about we kill you during the third one to even up the score, peaches?

*Sticks tongue out like a three-year-old*

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kill me and and I'll make sure the other me makes your life a living hell

Keep sticking that tongue out, and someone'll cut it off!

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Aw you big meanie.

Come near me with a knife and you'll end up with less hair than Hammond.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Live with it

I didn't necessarily say it would be me

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do I have to?

Well ditto for whoever.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the other option is to not live...

Maybe they wouldn't use a knife. Parker'd probably bite it off

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Meh. Being dead's boring anyway.

You know that just might make it worth it. Plus then I could get a parrot.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it

Hell yes! I mean... uh... never mind...

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You should. That or ask Danny-boy.

Aww! Ma'am's got a crush!

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's one area that he's certainly experienced in ;)

My affections are fickle. Mostly

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Just wait till tomorrow, he always dies on Fridays. Used to be Thursdays but then he switched.

Promise to let me videotape it when it happens?

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Better make sure Janet is around to give him mouth-to-mouth then

*raises eyebrow* What's in it for me?

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
If he has a body this time. He's taken it with a couple of times now...

What? The gropage isn't enough for you?

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
He better... although if he doesn't, it'll be up to me to comfort Janet...

Not if you're making a profit off it

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Eh don't worry, he always comes back.

How about I give you 30%, that sounds good?

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
So, I'll be able to comfort her in the mean time. Sounds good to me.

40% and it's a deal. Just be thankful I like you

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Can I tape that too?

35% is the highest I can go, cause there's no way Parker'll let me slide without wringing me her cut.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
What? You started your own filmmakers club or something?

Okay, I'll take it. But I can't guarentee anything will ever happen.

I'm taking the full 40% if you get anything else of me though...

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Future Porn Camera-People of the... place?

Deal *shakes*

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* you might need people other than me though...

*shakes*

[ooc: Am really amused by this, considering some of Torri's earlier work is basically porn!]

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I can find a few volunteers...

[OOC: You realize this means we can sell actual pictures then, right?]

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Can't wait to see that notice up around school

[ooc: *laughs* Can sell actual footage baby!