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fandomhigh2020-12-08 10:15 pm
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Wednesday Afternoon Assembly, Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Today the students were meeting Anakin in front of Portalocity. "I am your special guest speaker today," he said, "and so I am going to provide an introduction to this festive winter season. The best way I can think of is to, frankly, not be on this island. We need to go to the heart of the action."
He looked decidedly unthrilled. "We're going to a mall."
In 1993.
"In a slightly different timeline," he added. "We will first help out packing up baskets for the holidays for people who are food insecure--" Anakin remembered too well what that felt like, "--and then we will be going to a mall to shop for gifts--credits will be provided--formoddable children at the shelter. And you can stand in line and meet Santa."
That red-coated weirdo.
"I am here to answer any questions."
Yes, ask the guy from another galaxy about this holiday. It'll go well!
He looked decidedly unthrilled. "We're going to a mall."
In 1993.
"In a slightly different timeline," he added. "We will first help out packing up baskets for the holidays for people who are food insecure--" Anakin remembered too well what that felt like, "--and then we will be going to a mall to shop for gifts--credits will be provided--for
That red-coated weirdo.
"I am here to answer any questions."
Yes, ask the guy from another galaxy about this holiday. It'll go well!
Re: Help out at the food bank!
So she was sorting and carrying things. Probably heavier things than it looked like she ought to be able to carry, but if anybody was bothered by that, they could get lost.