Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2020-12-08 10:15 pm
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Wednesday Afternoon Assembly, Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Today the students were meeting Anakin in front of Portalocity. "I am your special guest speaker today," he said, "and so I am going to provide an introduction to this festive winter season. The best way I can think of is to, frankly, not be on this island. We need to go to the heart of the action."
He looked decidedly unthrilled. "We're going to a mall."
In 1993.
"In a slightly different timeline," he added. "We will first help out packing up baskets for the holidays for people who are food insecure--" Anakin remembered too well what that felt like, "--and then we will be going to a mall to shop for gifts--credits will be provided--formoddable children at the shelter. And you can stand in line and meet Santa."
That red-coated weirdo.
"I am here to answer any questions."
Yes, ask the guy from another galaxy about this holiday. It'll go well!
He looked decidedly unthrilled. "We're going to a mall."
In 1993.
"In a slightly different timeline," he added. "We will first help out packing up baskets for the holidays for people who are food insecure--" Anakin remembered too well what that felt like, "--and then we will be going to a mall to shop for gifts--credits will be provided--for
That red-coated weirdo.
"I am here to answer any questions."
Yes, ask the guy from another galaxy about this holiday. It'll go well!

Re: Help out at the food bank!