Wednesday Assembly, Wednesday, December 1, 2020

[sith_happened]

Today's assembly was being held in the Danger Shop, which was mocked up to look suspiciously like downtown Fandom--including all of the tinsel that had invaded--but weirdly empty of any people aside from the students who'd found themselves there.

"Right," Anakin said. "This will hopefully not end up in another food fight. Today we have a guest from out of town," he said, pulling out the card from the front office from the pocket of his cloak. "Please welcome Lord Shaxx and his discussion on...The Crucible!! With two exclamation points."

Anakin had such a bad feeling about this.

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Re: Hello, Lord Shaxx!

[thehelmetstayson]

There was boisterous laughter from the very large man in the bulky armor at Anakin's side. He had his hands on his hips as he surveyed the gathered people before him.

"Welcome to the Crucible, Guardians! Where you will test your might and see who has the skill to come out victorious and who needs to spend more time honing their skills!"

There was a slight pause as a floating shape zipped up next to his ear as though to whisper something.

"What do you mean they're not Guardians? Of course they are!" Shaxx never learned how to modulate his voice for what could be considered the indoors. It was part of his charm. "In their hearts lay the burning desire to protect the weak and crush those who oppose them, I can feel it!"

Hopefully everyone was ready for some video game bullshit, because they were in for some video game bullshit.

"Now get in there and fight! Don't just look at me, go. And remember! If you're losing, you're not throwing enough grenades!"