Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Tuesday, First Period [12/01].

[died8yearsago]

"A couple of weeks ago," Rosa said, starting class with no fanfare or introduction, as they met in the classroom yet again for what was obviously going to be another discussion class, deal with it, "there was a class where I didn't come in, but there was a box of donuts on the desk. I'm sure at least some of you figured it wasn't just me forgetting to come in and the island just providing random donuts, although both of those would have been legitimate assumptions. It was actually a test. A set-up. For this class today.

"So...how many of you went ahead and helped yourself to the random donuts? How many of you abstained? Did you stick around for class or did you leave once you realized I wasn't showing up? Of course, I had security cameras on you guys the whole time, so I know what the answers are, but I want you guys to talk about why you did what you did and defend yourself on why you think your choice was the most badass one to have gone with. And for your trouble?"

Rosa reached under the desk and plopped another box of donuts on the desk.

"You get donuts again."

If you choose to accept them, anyway.