School Assembly, Wednesday, September 15, 2020

[sith_happened]

The auditorium looked like a regular auditorium, the chairs were arranged in a normal way and Anakin was pretty sure that the chance of teddy bear maiming was extremely minimal this week! He climbed up onto the stage and strode to the rostrum. "Hello again, students, and welcome to our third week of extremely productive and life-enriching talks. This week's is brought to you by two of our esteemed business leaders from town--Beau Lionett & Yasha Nydoorin--and they are hear to discuss with you--"

He reached for the cue card the office had provided, "--Using Your Destructive Tendencies for Fun and Profit! Wait."

Too late, Anakin, here come the speakers now!

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Re: Ask Questions!

[mother_forker]

Eleanor raised her hand. "So if you don't have the ability to beat the shirt out of anyone but you are still pretty good at breaking things, is there a still viable career option for that?"

Re: Ask Questions!

[notallbluemonks]

Sorry about the slightly smug look on Beau's face at the censorship there, Eleanor. Well. The narrative is sorry, at least.

"Yeah, 'cause like, wizards, man," Beau said. "They're like super squishy and spend way too much time with books, but they will fuck you up. Advantages to having a group, I'm just saying."

Re: Ask Questions!

[mother_forker]

Ew. Books.

"And if you're not a wizard? Can I just steal shirt in general?"

Re: Ask Questions!

[notallbluemonks]

"Sure. Like, maybe someone hires you to help frame some asshole politician, and the incriminating evidence is in someone else's house?" Which was an oddly specific but totally random example, really. "Useful skill to have. Lock picking too," Beau replied, but she actually got a little bit serious as she crossed her arms.

"That said, I'm gonna tell you what I told our rogue. What you do on your off time is your business, but if that reflects on the group, or f --" Ugh, she really didn't want to give Anakin reason to try to bleep her. "Messes things up for them on the job, then ... definitely not okay."

That was a way tame version of what she'd actually told Nott but hey, the point stood!

Re: Ask Questions!

[mother_forker]

This was the most informative class that Eleanor has ever had. The gleeful smile could not be contained.

“I hear that! Loud and clear. Thanks for the guidance.