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Yennefer of Vengerberg ([personal profile] tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-09-15 10:52 am

Guiding the Powerful Yet Incompetent, Tuesday, Second Period

This week, the students would find themselves in a different castle, in a throne room, with the king lounging upon the throne. "Congratulations," Yennefer said from her customary spot behind him. "You have convinced your king not to casually and blatantly steal from a subject. However, he still thinks the castle needs some...freshening up. Redecorating. Perhaps even a whole new castle! Yes, that's the ticket. A monument to his magnificence that will stand for centuries to come. Of course there will have to be a major tax hike to pay for it.

"Of course, as the person who pays attention during meetings, you know that the people are already overtaxed, and furthermore there's a drought on and there are concerns about the harvest. Now. You are probably not going to be able to get the king to lower taxes to give the peasantry a break or anything noble like that. I'll just go ahead and tell you that right now. Your job is to convince him to dial back or delay his plans. Sometimes mitigation is all you can do."

She clicked a button on the remote and the king came to life, saying, "Oooh, and in the new castle we can have a hall of enchanted mirrors."
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Re: Convince the King

[personal profile] unusual_sith 2020-09-16 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, your majesty," Lana said to him, "I think that's a good idea. Did you know your neighbour the next kingdom over was actually making fun of this castle? You could teach them a lesson and fund the construction by annexing them."

What? War was a perfectly valid distraction and economic solution.