Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Re: Voluntold - Tahani

[sexy_giraffe]

Tahani narrowed her eyes at the Banksy bear. "How knock-off is the Louis Vuitton?" she asked. "Did they spell Louis wrong?"

Not sure that meant they should die, Tahani, but do you.

Re: Voluntold - Tahani

[demonic_cockroach]

"Louis is spelled correctly," Janet informed Tahani, "However they willingly bought in on a street corner on Canal street from a 15 year old named Grover who is just trying help his Mom with the bills."

Mikhail gave Janet a weird look. "Really?"

"Backstories are important, Mikhail."

Re: Voluntold - Tahani

[sexy_giraffe]

"And I'm sure that the Banksy bear is very stuck on herself," Tahani muttered, reaching for the lever. "It is better to let five live," she said, "no matter how tragic their fashion!"

Re: Voluntold - Tahani

[demonic_cockroach]

The single bear watched the oncoming trolley with an expression of bemusement. As if the bear thought it could make the decision better than Tahani.

The trolley hit the bear and it exploded in a ball of fluff that could be appreciated for its artistry and beauty.

Mikhail nodded. "Well, done, Tahani. Very good. Everyone please give a round of applause to Tahani!"

Janet immediately began a polite golf clap.