Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Re: Voluntold - Eleanor

[demonic_cockroach]

"Um. I guess?" Mikhail said feeling slightly disturbed. "Janet?"

"Okey Dokey!" Janet said with a thumbs up and the trolley sped up.

"What are you going to choose Eleanor?"

Re: Voluntold - Eleanor

[mother_forker]

"I'm choosing the five bears," Eleanor said now perching herself on the edge of the controls. "I want to see those forkers explode in a ball of fuzz."

Re: Voluntold - Eleanor

[demonic_cockroach]

Mikhail looked slightly disturbed by this.

The five bears were hit and they flew into the air all crying out "Wheeeeeee!" before exploding into puffs of fluff and glitter that spelled out "No one was harmed in this thought experiment."

Mikhail looked at Janet. "You know. That didn't have the effect I thought it would."

Janet just shrugged in turn.

Re: Voluntold - Eleanor

[mother_forker]

"Well that was cool," Eleanor said happily. "And will probably have no bearing on my future whatsoever."

Re: Voluntold - Eleanor

[demonic_cockroach]

Definitely not what Mikhail was expecting.

"Uh. Yes. Thank you Eleanor. Next please!"