Student Assembly, Wednesday afternoon, September 9, 2020

[sith_happened]

Well, there wasn't an obstacle course this week, so things were looking up, right, students? Maybe? A little?

Anakin made his way to the front of the stage, holding out a piece of paper he'd received from the office. "Today we have some very special guests," he began, "so everyone shut up and listen to them, right? We have--" he read from the paper, "--Mikhail Robespierre and Janet, presenting about moral philosophy. Ethics students, I very much expect you to be paying attention."

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Voluntold - Rosa

[demonic_cockroach]

Mikhail sighed. None of this was really working out as he expected. “Okay. Let’s change this up a bit. Janet?”

Janet smiled and nodded. There was a ding and suddenly the room had shifted from a trolley into an operating room theater. “In this particular case we have five teddy bears that are in need of organ transplants. The one teddy bear here is completely healthy. As a doctor do you… um. Remove the organs from the one teddy bear or let the remaining teddy bears go nappy time for good?”

Re: Voluntold - Rosa

[died8yearsago]

"Yeah," Rosa murmured, wondering how she got stuck doing another one of these but at least the last one had paintball, "because that's how the medical world works."

She sucked in a breath, considered the teddy bears, and then shrugged.

"Remove the organs from the healthy teddy bear," she decided, "then make the other five fight for who gets them."

Rosa.

This was for school.

Actually, that had probably influenced her answer a lot.

Re: Voluntold - Rosa

[demonic_cockroach]

"Well, wait, you see the point was-"

"Okay!" Janet said happily and with a ding the operating room was now a wrestling match with the five bears wearing luchador masks.

"Yeah. I think this is getting away from us," Mikhail said as he was suddenly tossed to the floor and then pinned by a teddy bear. "I'm not wrestling!" he called out.

That didn't stop the other bears from giving each other a smackdown.

Re: Voluntold - Rosa

[died8yearsago]

"This just got way better than I could have imagined," Rosa admitted, almost impressed, and totally had her money on the one tackling What's His Face there.

Re: Voluntold - Rosa

[demonic_cockroach]

"You are welcome," Janet said and presented her hand in a formal offering of a high-five.

Two of the bears had ganged up on one of the other bears and threw them out of the ring before turning on the other bear who was now cornered.

Meanwhile Mikhail was still pinned to the ground by the remaining teddy bear. "This took a very strange turn that I did not expect," he complained, while trying to blow teddy bear fur out of his face.