fandomhigh | The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday

It was the final week of watching your instructors set things on fire by accident. So, of course things had to end with setting things on fire on purpose, right? Right.

"What is an Alaska and why are we baking it?" Why was Jaskier asking Yennefer this?

"Well, obviously it's a type of tart," Yennefer said with all the confidence of someone who had no idea what she was talking about, but did have a brand new insulated travel cup full of ~~wine~~ ~~coffee~~ okay it's wine. Then she actually looked at the recipe and said, "All right, so it's not a tart."

Jaskier frowned at the travel mug, but mostly because he hadn't thought of that first. "What is it then?"

This just went to show that Yennefer was the smart one and the pretty one. "It's a--well, it's a--frozen. thing?

"You heard it here, kids. A frozen thing," he said with all the confidence of a man who made lies sound pretty for a living. "This is our final class with you for the season, so give it all you have and I'm sure--is the recipe on fire?!"

You'll will miss this class, don't lie.

"We have other copies, don't we?" Apparently they did not. "Right, well. Make your best guess at what a Baked Alaska is," Yennefer said.