Stark (
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fandomhigh2020-08-06 03:15 pm
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Cupcake Skirmishes, Thursday 8/6
Once again the Home Ec room was set up for production of cupcakes. Stark was up front, as usual, with a rather large cardboard box on the counter in front of him instead of the usual covered bowl(s).
“Welcome back,” he said, “Last week’s citrus cupcake winner was Steve.”Apparently he’d figured out how to get to the fruit in that pomelo.
“No fruits this week,” Stark continued. “Something different. Peanut butter!” He opened the box and pulled out a jar. “I have crunchy and smooth and…” He frowned as he pulled out a third jar. “Cashew butter?” Another jar came out. “Almond butter? I only ordered peanut butter. I thought.”
He shrugged and continued removing jars from the box. “Walnut butter. Hazelnut butter.” Which was not, unfortunately, the same as Nutella. “Coconut butter. Pistachio butter. Macadamia butter. Pecan butter. Acorn butter?” He’d never heard of some of these things but it was looking like just about any nut could be turned into a spread.
“Sunflower seed butter!” He held up the jar, muttering that that wasn’t even a nut. “Soy butter?” Also not a nut. “Tahini?” That wasn’t even close. “Who packed this box?”
“Well. I meant to have peanut butters,” Stark said with a shrug after lining up the jars in front of him. “I did not mean to have the others. But they are here, and we’re here, someone might as well use them. I don’t think there’s enough peanut butter to go around.”
“Bake some cupcakes, enjoy yourselves. Ovens are preheated, clean aprons are over there. Feel free to pair up.”
[OCD iscoming up]
“Welcome back,” he said, “Last week’s citrus cupcake winner was Steve.”
“No fruits this week,” Stark continued. “Something different. Peanut butter!” He opened the box and pulled out a jar. “I have crunchy and smooth and…” He frowned as he pulled out a third jar. “Cashew butter?” Another jar came out. “Almond butter? I only ordered peanut butter. I thought.”
He shrugged and continued removing jars from the box. “Walnut butter. Hazelnut butter.” Which was not, unfortunately, the same as Nutella. “Coconut butter. Pistachio butter. Macadamia butter. Pecan butter. Acorn butter?” He’d never heard of some of these things but it was looking like just about any nut could be turned into a spread.
“Sunflower seed butter!” He held up the jar, muttering that that wasn’t even a nut. “Soy butter?” Also not a nut. “Tahini?” That wasn’t even close. “Who packed this box?”
“Well. I meant to have peanut butters,” Stark said with a shrug after lining up the jars in front of him. “I did not mean to have the others. But they are here, and we’re here, someone might as well use them. I don’t think there’s enough peanut butter to go around.”
“Bake some cupcakes, enjoy yourselves. Ovens are preheated, clean aprons are over there. Feel free to pair up.”
[OCD is

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Bake some cupcakes!
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Peanut butter and chocolate cupcakes it was!
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Talk to Stark!
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