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fandomhigh2020-07-23 06:30 am
magnusrushesin) wrote in fandomhigh2020-07-23 06:30 am
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Happy Funtime Friend Adventures, Thursday
"Today, class were gonna talk about protection," Magnus said. "You know, the kind everyone wants when going out into the world these days."
"But not the sex kind," Cara helpfully added. "Mostly."
"That's important too," he agreed. "Super important. But a different class. It's armor day!"
Did he jam some armor in that 'magic' barrel from the weapons day? Yes. Yes, he did.
"Choosing the right armor is a balancing act between protection and movement," Cara said. "There's no point in wearing full plate if you're just going to stand there and get stabbed."
"And sometimes it affects your other stats," Magnus said like that meant anything to anyone else. "So, let's figure out your AC!"
Again, that meant nothing.
"Just humour him," Cara said in a stage whisper.
"But not the sex kind," Cara helpfully added. "Mostly."
"That's important too," he agreed. "Super important. But a different class. It's armor day!"
Did he jam some armor in that 'magic' barrel from the weapons day? Yes. Yes, he did.
"Choosing the right armor is a balancing act between protection and movement," Cara said. "There's no point in wearing full plate if you're just going to stand there and get stabbed."
"And sometimes it affects your other stats," Magnus said like that meant anything to anyone else. "So, let's figure out your AC!"
Again, that meant nothing.
"Just humour him," Cara said in a stage whisper.