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fandomhigh2020-07-14 11:09 am
tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2020-07-14 11:09 am
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The Great Witcher Bake Off, Tuesday
Nothing was on fire this time around, but there was a strange assortment of fruit waiting for both the class and teachers upon arrival. The fruit somehow managed to look a little too perfect somehow.
"Oh gods, it's still happening," Jaskier said, finding a recipe waiting for them under a little gingham napkin.
Yennefer was poking at the fruit warily. It seemed suspicious somehow. "I don't trust it," she muttered. "I don't trust any of this."
"Yes, yes. We know," Jaskier sighed, reading the recipe. It was better than looking at the suspicious, magical fruit. "Oh, it's pie! That doesn't sound too difficult."
It was, in fact, too difficult for them.
Yennefer peered over his shoulder to look at the recipe, uncaring that she was all up in Jaskier's personal space. "Oh, look! It says you can put vodka in the crust. I never knew there was vodka in pie." This was very exciting news that in no way was going to lead to things ending in tears.
Jaskier was frozen like maybe if he didn't move, she wouldn't see him. Like that movie that he did not know about. "Well. As long as there's vodka, I think this should go swimmingly. Class, if you would like to follow along?"
Your teachers were going to get drunk and giggle over the peaches looking like butts, but it would be educational.
The peaches did really look like butts, didn't they? "Yes, so. Choose your fruit and let's get started."
"Oh gods, it's still happening," Jaskier said, finding a recipe waiting for them under a little gingham napkin.
Yennefer was poking at the fruit warily. It seemed suspicious somehow. "I don't trust it," she muttered. "I don't trust any of this."
"Yes, yes. We know," Jaskier sighed, reading the recipe. It was better than looking at the suspicious, magical fruit. "Oh, it's pie! That doesn't sound too difficult."
It was, in fact, too difficult for them.
Yennefer peered over his shoulder to look at the recipe, uncaring that she was all up in Jaskier's personal space. "Oh, look! It says you can put vodka in the crust. I never knew there was vodka in pie." This was very exciting news that in no way was going to lead to things ending in tears.
Jaskier was frozen like maybe if he didn't move, she wouldn't see him. Like that movie that he did not know about. "Well. As long as there's vodka, I think this should go swimmingly. Class, if you would like to follow along?"
Your teachers were going to get drunk and giggle over the peaches looking like butts, but it would be educational.
The peaches did really look like butts, didn't they? "Yes, so. Choose your fruit and let's get started."