wrongkindofsith: (Surrounded by idiots)
Cara ([personal profile] wrongkindofsith) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-06-25 09:49 pm
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Animal Handling for Fun and Fun, Thursday

"How did they come back?" Magnus whined, hiding behind Cara like she could protect him from the return of the spiders. Because she could, but the real question was would she?

Cara sighed, and refrained from pointing out the spiders weren't real. That's how you knew it was True Friendship. "Sometimes the best way to handle animals is killing everything with fire."

"That's the best plan with spiders," Magnus agrees readily. "Sometimes an ax. Or maybe a big animated robot!"

"We didn't program in a robot." Of course, they hadn't programmed in the spiders either, especially not such big ones...

A cat sized tarantula slowly walked on by, causing Magnus to help and hide behind Cara even more. "Killitkillitkillit!"

Cara sighed again, and stabbed the tarantula with an agiel. It exploded. Messily.

Because Cara was a good friend.

"So, uh. We've got some weapons scattered around the tavern,to use. There might be a flamethrower too, I'm not sure," Magnus said now that he was safe from that slow moving rancho.

"So that's the class, kill it with fire."
howareyanow: (a bit squinty)

Re: Sign In - AH [07]

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-06-25 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Wayne, 1.

Again.

I think I need to burn this die.
howareyanow: (grimace)

Re: Kill it with fire! - [AH 07]

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-06-25 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'wanna know what? Wayne was thinking of making a very good argument that there was probably a more efficient way to kill spiders than with fire, but it was going to have to wait, because at the moment, Wayne was kind of too busy being covered in spiders and hoping no one thought to kill them with fire while they were on him.

"Fuck a duck."